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Steam-clean your microwave: heat a bowl full of water for five minutes, let it sit without opening the door for another five minutes, and any stuck-on grime will easily wipe off with a paper towel or damp sponge.
Then zap your damp or wet sponge in the microwave for one minute to kill 99.9% of the bacteria lurking on it.
After you’re done with the dishes, regularly wash out your sink like you would a dish: using hot water, dish soap, and your sponge.
Then shine up your stainless steel sink with a quick dusting of flour and a microfiber cloth — it’ll clean out all of those tiny bits of grime that regular washing doesn’t.
A soft cleanser’s the quickest way to polish up a scratched porcelain sink so it looks brand new.
If your garbage disposal’s a little smelly, the culprit may be the under-side of the splash guard: an old toothbrush will help you knock that stuff down the disposal where it belongs.
But if that doesn’t do the trick, a foaming cleaner can deeply cleanse everything in your disposal, including the underside of the splash guard and the interior side walls.
Wipe up the sticky, dusty buildup that gathers on your range hood and other appliances using a little bit of mineral oil.
Mix up a paste of water and polish cleanser to easily scrub off cooked-on gunk from your stainless or enameled gas stove.
Then make your greasy stove grates look brand new again by letting them sit overnight with just a little bit of ammonia.
Or, if you know a basic scrubbing won’t touch your stovetop’s seemingly impenetrable cooked-on stains, try a cooktop cleaning kit that includes a cleansing polish and a razor scraper.
A homemade paste of dish soap, baking soda, and water is probably all you need to spot-clean baked-on stains inside of your oven.
Wrap your hard–water–stained faucets in vinegar-soaked paper towels to dissolve the minerals so they wipe off in one go.
And banish hard water from the mouth of your faucets by attaching a plastic bag filled with vinegar, using a rubber band. If they’re heavily stained, substitute the vinegar for a more intense mineral cleaner.
Freshen up your wooden cutting boards by scrubbing them down with salt and half a lemon — then season them with a douse of food-grade mineral oil.
Water spotting and funky smells in the dishwasher can be solved by simply running an empty cycle with a cleaning tablet designed exactly for those purposes.
Go through your fridge, freezer, pantry, and any other spots you store food and toss anything that’s expired, that you know you won’t eat, or that’s, y’know, gross and moldy.
Then wash the shelves, drawers, and other removable parts of your fridge like dishes: in hot, soapy water.
Stop any lingering refrigerator odors in their tracks using a fabric deodorizer filled with activated charcoal.
Drop a couple of fizzing tablets into your coffee pot to break up any seemingly permanent stains that regular scrubbing leaves behind.
Tackle even the worst, most egregious rust stains with a spray-on cleaning gel that’ll dissolve it right before your eyes.
And make short work of stubborn hard water toilet stains by gently scrubbing them off with a pumice stone.
As you scrub your toilet, make sure to get the water jets under the rim, too — and if you have hard water, consider soaking them with vinegar overnight to dissolve any buildup.
And don’t forget to give the outside a good wipe-down with an all-purpose cleaner or a cleaning wipe. Remember to even remove the toilet seat every once in a while so you can get every last nook and cranny.
Once your toilet bowl’s all fresh and clean, a stamp-in gel can actually keep it that way for weeks at a time.
Rubber-band a plastic bag filled with vinegar around your shower head to de-scale and deep-clean it with basically zero effort.
Transform your grimy bathtub into something that’s actually spa-worthy with a classic soft cleanser.
Soft cleanser will also erase any trace of mineral and soap scum buildup from your glass shower doors, so they sparkle like they’ve never seen even a single speck of water.
Banish any persistent mildew stains from your tub or shower caulking with gel cleaner. The gel stays put on the nasty spots much longer than a spray would so the cleaner can actually do its job.
Wash your grimy plastic shower curtain liner with a couple of towels to get rid of any mildew or other buildup.
Vacuum the dust from the outside of your exhaust fan with a dusting brush attachment, then pull the cover off to wash it well in soap and water.
Wrap your faucet and sink in vinegar-soaked paper towels so stubborn hard water buildup literally just wipes away.
Skip the heavy-duty elbow grease but still make your grout look brand new: let an automatic scrubbing brush do all the work for you.
Remove years of sticky, built-up hairspray residue from tile by scrubbing your floors down with a paste of Borax and water.
Sort through your shower and all of your cabinets, and toss every single thing that’s past its expiration date, because yes, even bath and beauty products expire.
Then simply spray down your mirror, sink, and everything else with your favorite all purpose spray cleaner, and give it a good wipe-down.
Clean all sorts of plastic, glass, and metal from around the house in the dishwasher: from light fixture shades to vent hood filters to AC vent covers.
If you have a rope mop, use the ~slop mop~ method to give your tile or linoleum floors a truly deep wash.
Erase those mysterious (and not so mysterious) carpet and upholstery stains with a nontoxic and odor-free spot remover spray — all you have to do it spritz, gently massage it into the stain a little, then blot everything up with a paper towel.
Capture all the dust lingering on your ceiling fan by wiping the blades down with an old pillowcase.
Or just get an extendable microfiber duster set that makes it easy to follow the cardinal rule of cleaning — start at the top, and work your way down to the bottom, so you don’t vacuum first then end up with dust on the floor from your fan.
Strip your bed and wash all your bedding, then freshen your mattress with a quick sprinkle of baking soda and a good vacuuming.
Launder your pillows in hot water to wash out all the sweat, skin cells, drool, and other gross things lurking where you rest your head every night.
Use any old squeegee and some water in a spray bottle to easily clean pet hair off your sofa, furniture, and basically anything that’s upholstered with fabric.
And grab a squeegee broom to sweep up the hair embedded in your carpet and scattered over your hardwood or tile floor.
You, walking around your home impressed with how incredibly clean it is now:
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